What's downstairs
10 specialist agents
Coder, designer, manager, QA, DevOps, marketer, intern, HR, CEO — they all have desks. Spawn them onto your real codebase and watch them work.
Real Claude Code, real PRs
Each agent is a sandboxed Claude Code session. They read your files, run your tests, open commits — same Claude you'd run yourself.
Mom yells for permissions
When an agent needs your approval (rm? push? curl?) the basement door opens, mom shouts, and you decide. No silent stalls.
It feels like a game
Lava lamps. RGB tower. Pizza box stamina. Crash on the bean bag. Productivity software you don't quit because the office is fun.
Cross-device by default
Web, desktop, mobile. Start a task on your laptop. Mom yells through your phone. Approve from the toilet. Ship from anywhere.
Decorate the office
Drag furniture. Hang posters. Pick a desk per project. The room is data — your custom layouts sync to the cloud.
"HONEY! THE COMPUTER IS ASKING SOMETHING!"
Every permission prompt, input request, and stuck agent triggers
a mom-yell — push notification + on-screen bubble + a real ¡MOM!
sound effect. Your agents will never silently wait. You decide
when you have time.
How it works
Sign in
Make an account. Connect your Claude (OAuth or paste a CLI token). Import your projects from local paths or git.
Hire the agents
Pick which agents move in. Each one spawns in their own room with their own session. Talk to them. Or don't.
Mom handles the rest
Push tasks down the stairs. The agents work, write code, file PRs. You do whatever else. Mom yells if you're needed.
Meet the cast
Coder · Designer · Manager · Intern · CEO · QA · DevOps · Marketer · HR · MOM
Coming to Steam
A standalone .exe build of the basement is in the
works. One-click install, plays nicely with Steam Cloud (your
saves = your agents). Wishlist below to be the first ten people
in.